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Comment by Nicholas Denlinger on May 7, 2012 at 2:14pm

Dear Dr Shlaktenkiene,

   I went to a bakery called the wonder cookie, and indeed the cookies were wonderful, also they were free while standing in the crowd of happy children, the baker came out of the kitchen, and said, " in a few minutes, we will find out you ate the poison cookie," I was scared as heck and went home.  A few days later I started throwing up , and had to have my appendix removed, then I had a stoke.  Tell me Dr Shlaktenkeine do you think I ate the poison cookie.

                                                                                                      sincerely,

                                                                                        in pain, and misery

Comment by Katherine Mock on April 18, 2012 at 2:15pm

Nothing says a southern summer afternoon like a tall glass of sweet tea. Simple yet refreshing, and sure to give you diabetes if you drink it in the quantities I do. It first appeared in a cook book in 1870 and spread though the south quite rapidly. I travel a lot so every place north of Mason- Dixon I try to order it. As the waiter approaches with tablet in hand I prepare myself to do my best southern belle voice. I casually stare off and glance at the person taking orders and say "I'll have an sweeeet tea ma'am". They either look at me funny or bring me some stuff in a can without real sugar. I have tried this little cultural experiment in New York, Chicago, and many places in Canada.

      You may think its cruel to subject my unknowing victims to a battery of tests about life up north but i am rather curois myself. why do some foods take off in some areas but are the stuff of stereotypes elsewhere while the knock it 'fore they try it? The conclusion i came up with is you cant order sweet tea past D.C and Yankees and snowbirds weather they flee the cold in the winter to go to the land of old people and theme parks (Florida) or not. I have attempted to explain this cultural anomaly but i fear i haven't done it justice.

Comment by Joseph Bradly Flanagan on April 18, 2012 at 1:54pm

1.Where did you come from?

1. S.E.B.M.S.

2. What is your favorite color?

2. Red.

3. Do you like video games?

3. Yes.

4. Would you become a cyborg if given the option?

4. no

5. What are your hobbies?
5. Playing video games.

6. Do you feel prepared for the CRCT yet?

6.Yes.

7. Do you know any memes?

7. Yes. Minecraft.
8. What shows do you like?

8. Family Guy.

9. Do you participate in any sports?

9. No.

10. What is you favorite type of ice cream?

10. Moose Tracks

Comment by Alec Ogihara on April 17, 2012 at 2:15pm

herro

Comment by Matthew McGrath on April 17, 2012 at 2:10pm

Dear Dr. Schlaktenkeine,

      I just murdered someone.Where can I hide the body?

-Sincerely

   Mass Murderer

Comment by Matthew McGrath on April 17, 2012 at 1:49pm

Now recently you have heard that the Amazon is starting to be cut down for wood, but now there is something even worse.Recently, a poor country named Ecuador in South America has just found 846 million barrels of oil in a national park that has the Amazon river running through it. though what is even worse is this is not any ordinary forest.This is a very biodiverse(Lots of species) environment where there is so many species they think it will take over 400 years just to discover all the insects there.However, Ecuador is saying that if we give them 3.6 billion over the next 13 years, the will spare the forest. Now this may seem like a lot but we already have 116 million dollars.Sadly, we have to get 300 million by 2013 for them to keep them from destroying the forest.Due to this millions of people around the world have been donating, but major countries like U.S.A,Britain,Or Germany, have failed to notice.So because of this, we can lose over 5,000,000 species of animals, so tell your friends and your parents and maybe we can spread enough awareness to stop this madness.

Comment by Katherine Mock on March 7, 2012 at 1:52pm

Questions people ask about CCAT

 Why don't the walls touch the ceiling?

 Who is the guy with the stick?

 Where is the lunchroom?

Why are their no doors?

Was this really a  hardware store?

You all have a playground?!

What's with the brown chairs?

Why is everybody so friendly?

Why is the periodic table on the ceiling?

Who paints their walls purple?

                                     What's up with the fedoras?

Comment by Katherine Mock on January 24, 2012 at 2:13pm

    Death Pentaly
Do you think your family will have problems paying for college? It takes as much as much money to feed and house a criminal as it dose a college student. Who would you rather invest in? A promising student who has financial problems or a hardened criminal who is doing nothing but sucking up communal resources. Also with our correctional system they are very likely to re-offend. I suggest a reform of the prison that doesn't use as much resources for the ones that don’t deserve capital punishment . Either way as a society we cannot afford to board those who have committed awful crimes and after appeals have been exhausted, off with their heads!

Comment by joshua emmanuel davis on September 2, 2011 at 1:28pm

                                            GAME NEWS

Grand THEFT AUTO IV is one of the best games of this year it may be a little violent but it show's people that if you go into the hood make shir  you have some protection.

Comment by Katherine Mock on August 22, 2011 at 1:23pm

 

 

                                                                              Video games

              People say i have robbed of my childhood but i strongly disagree. I'm fourteen and i still don't have a video game other than good old Tetras.  I hate quote your mother, but video games do rot your brain, they shorten your attention span, they can hook you like a meth addict, damage your relationships and also are very expensive. I know people that stress out so much because they cannot figure out a particular aspect of a challenging game. so either way I can find much better usage of my free time [which isn't much!] as im sure you can too.

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