"Edit: Pizza Fridays are no longer happening but smoothie Wednesday is so make sure you get a smoothie every Wednsday!"

"JobsBy Matthew McGrathYou might be so excited when you grow up so you can have a job!Whether you are a football player or a fire fighter though, it may start being tough to find work. With the stock market down and new technology taking jobs…"

"CCAT News By: Matthew McGrath Mrs. Stuckey's classes has stories today and on Tuesday.Make sure to memorize your stories! ITBS is finally over and it looks like we all did great! Pizza Fridays are no longer happening but smoothie Wednesday…"

"Pro-Mitt RomneyBy Mr. Random GuyIf you are thinking about who to support for president this fall then look no further.Mitt Romney will satisfy all your needs and will help America.He will first stop the government's attempts like SOPA from…"

"DANGER OF AIR POLLUTION (revised) It's a beautiful and you might like to go outside to get some fresh air; however, in the future it could be dangerous. Due to the emissions entering our atmosphere from cars, factories, and other sources, we…"

"Dear Henry,                I just murdered someone.Where should I hide the body?                        -Sincerely till your death                                Mass…"

"Book review: The Moonstone By Matthew McGrath The Moonstone is a book in 1848 when a sacred diamond is stolen from an Indian temple by the British people in the army.Due to this, the colonel's instruction was to give it to his niece when…"

"Poll count: Vanilla-17 Chocolate-15 Strawberry-6"

"You might like to go outside because of the fresh air, however in the future it could be dangerous.Due to the rising masses of air entering our atmosphere from cars,factories, and other sources, we are polluting our air.Due to this, it can damage…"

"You might like to go outside because of the fresh air, however in the future it could be dangerous.Due to the rising masses of air entering our atmosphere from cars,factories, and other sources, we are polluting our air.Due to this, it can damage…"

"Final Dog Poll(Ignoring any claims we need more classes so cat fans will come out): Dogs-24 Cats-19 Both-12"

"Dear Dr. Schlaktenkeine,       I just did D.I.Y.(Do it yourself) surgery and accidently attached my foot to my head.What should I do!?           - Psycho Maniac "

"Dear Henry,      I'm telling everyone that I'm a ninja from another dimension, yet no one will believe.How can I prove I'm from another demension?       -Alternate Dimension Ninja"

"Dear Dr. Schlaktenkeine,         I swa reading and when I enwt up to the teacher and skead a question about a rodw and she said I dha Dyslexia. Should I be worried?        - otm"