Hi, D.J. Pon3!! Pinkie Pie here! Just wanted to let you know that I love your work. I mean, you're the reason everypony comes to my parties! Thanks a ton! Oh, and uh.... sorry I made such a big deal out of that certain story in your binder that I will not name. Hope I didn't get on your nerves. It's just, I HATE that story because it ruined 'me'. But, not everypony has the same interests. So, it's ok. If you like it, you like it and there's nothing I can do about it. So, see you later alligator!
Party? All I remember is the flashing lights, a major headache and some... other things that I'm going to say I don't remember. That party is a perfect example of why I shouldn't drink. Or dance. Or go to Pinkie's late night parties. Ever. Moving right along.
Yo Vinyl! After we do that reading we should drop a beat and... (What's this mean?) "Break down"? That seems rather counter productive... filly slang is so confusing, anyways let's boogie! What? Is that not accurate anymore? FORGET IT. You do your magic thing with the turntables ok? Good. Yeah. Books and friends and stuff.